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How about a little good news? You’ve been good. You deserve it. Okay, here goes: an eight-year-old from San…

You haven’t lived until you’ve spent half an hour staring at a McDonald’s chicken nugget, going cross-eyed in an…

Today I learned that San Antonio has a long-standing love affair with pickles. That explains the spirited response…

Last week, we reported on PEPSI x PEEPS®, a controversial new cola collab that, per the press release, “combines the…

Birds suck ass. I’ve hated them since I was nine, when an encounter with a hungry seagull basically ruined my life.…

This morning, we reported on a recent letter to the editor penned by a New Jersey gentleman who was simply fed up.…

We’re all a little more sensitive to auditory intrusions these days. After being trapped in my intimate apartment…

You’ll find all kinds of treasures if you spend enough time on eBay—an eight-pack of Rush Limbaugh’s deeply…

The future is now. We’ve got self-driving cars! We’ve got face transplants! We’ve got unprecedented aeronautics…

Trouble on the bean scene: Brazil is experiencing a major drought, and it might make your morning cup of coffee a…

From robotic grocery delivery carts and fresh mobile apps to excessive chicken wing consumption, consumers (and…

What in the fresh hell is going on at Pepsi HQ? Less than a week ago, we reported on Pepsi Mango, the first…

Every spring, tourists flock to the Spanish city of Seville to take in the bright aroma of the city’s famous orange…

Human bodies are generally disgusting. They can become temporarily alluring through a series of posture changes,…

You always find love where you least expect it. The same goes for shrimp tails. At least, that’s the case for Jensen…

Earlier this week, we discussed the food world’s most distressing mascots. While anthropomorphic ginger roots and…

Welcome, dear readers, to The Takeout Draft, our recurring feature that combines our love of food, fantasy sports,…

Remember when Xbox sent an enormous game console-shaped refrigerator to Snoop Dogg last year? The brand is sending…

As the federal minimum wage conversation continues, conservative dads everywhere are taking to Twitter to lament…

The Lenten season requires you to suspend your disbelief. Not sure about a skinny 33-something dude turning down a…