Lillian Stone's posts

A few months ago, I published a weeks-long experiment involving 400 chocolate chip cookies and, presumably, a…

Taco Bell is arguably the best fast food option for plant-based customers, with quite a few tasty meatless options.…

Ellen DeGeneres loves to dance. On her show, on the red carpet—she’s simply always dancing. Seems awfully…

Airplane food gets dismissed a lot, which is totally fair. I’ve hunched over my share of bone-dry Transatlantic…

I’m nearly fully vaccinated, and I’m already planning my summertime debauchery. I’m also a Grade A Loser, so…

First things first: The Stuff is one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen. I’m a perennial consumer of crap film, most…

Don’t be fooled by the snow flurries outside of The Takeout’s Chicago headquarters: summer is nearly here, which…

What’s the pettiest thing you’ve ever done? I once slapped a girl in the lower back because she wouldn’t let me…

I have this theory that anyone who claims to be a happy-go-lucky baker who can just feel the proper dry-liquid…

It’s an ongoing problem: fast food sales have skyrocketed during the pandemic, but chains can’t find enough workers.…

If you ever find yourself two hours into a flight from Central America, salivating at the unmistakable scent of…

Grown-ups: they just don’t understand. That’s why, after losing their favorite desserts to school district…

When I’m having a bad day, I like to watch this 20-second clip of a little snake named Linguine going to jail. I’m…

Welcome, foolish mortals, to the home of cadaverous casseroles, exsanguinous eats, and snack-related sagas so…

My fellow staff writer Allison Robicelli typically covers The Takeout’s Robot Patrol. Unfortunately, Robicelli…

It’s sandwich time. You’ve opened your bread bag, selected a slice or two, and placed the packaged loaf back on the…

A tattoo is a powerful form of self-expression. You can get Tweety Bird tattooed on your butt cheek to let future…

Update, April 15, 2021: Oyez! Oyez! Oyez! Get your refresh finger ready! Jeni’s is trying online sales again today,…

Netflix reality show The Circle debuted last year, described as a “social experiment where online players flirt,…

When I think “getaway vehicle,” I imagine two options. First, something discreet, like a beige 1997 Geo Metro…